Americans Stand with Israel
10. He can finally visit all "57" states!
11. Counseling illegals on how to not only obtain residency, but to run for President without being born here!
by Bee Sting
Wednesday, Feb. 8, 2012
A few of my friends were kind enough to offer their suggestions as to what President Obama could do for work once he is voted out of office in November. I realize I'm posting this early, but it will give other folks time to add their suggestions to the list. It will be updated until November .
"Want Ads" and "Suggestions" for President Obama
1. Guest speaker to Egypt's new government - Speeches will center around "How to obtain foreign aid from the USA without really trying"
2. Sell Michele's $50,000. worth of underwear on E-Bay or Craig's list.
3. Economic adviser to Fidel Castro
4. He could become a full time writer and author of the following books:
"What Can Supreme Court Do More Effectively to Redistribute Wealth in America",
"Why Separation of Power in America Cost Me 2012 Election"
"How to Create the Highest Poverty Levels in US Without Really Trying"
"Chronicles of Socialist Utopia"
"Teleprompters for Dummies"
"“How to vacation on less than $25 Million”
5. Create "shovel ready" jobs by giving speeches.
6. Salesman to Saudi Arabia on going "green" and no longer depending upon oil.
7. Purchasing ocean-front property in Gaza. (Note: Michele will have to change her wardrobe collection).
8. Spokesman for Teleprompter company
9. Become a college professor, teaching the class “How to destroy the greatest civilization in history in 4 years or less”
10. He can finally visit all "57" states!11. Counseling illegals on how to not only obtain residency, but to run for President without being born here!
and, as Americans wave goodbye, we hear Obama softly singing "Let's Stay Together" as he and his family sail off in a slow boat to China.
Altogether now, let Americans sing: