Obama Visits A Primary School To Talk To The Kids

By Bernie on 29 May 2012  - PLANCK'S CONSTANT

Photo Credit: Democrats for Education Reform

Constant reader B.W. sent me this email which has been making the rounds for a few months now. It is a variation of an email circulating back in 2006 when George W. Bush was President ¹.

Obama visits a primary school to talk to the kids. After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.

"Walter," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Walter?"

"I have four questions:

• First, Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?


• Second, Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually gotten worse?


• Third, Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs?


• Fourth, Why are we lending dollars to Brazil to drill for oil, but America is not allowed to drill for oil?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: Question time…Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.

"Mikey," he responds.

"And what is your question, Mikey?"

"Actually, I have two questions.

First, Why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes early?
Second, What the hell happened to Walter?"

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Notes

(1):

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk to the kids to get a little PR. After his talk he offers question time. One little boy putsup his hand and George asks him his name.

"Stanley," responds the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:

• First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?


• Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?


• Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?"


• Fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when 1/3 of all Americans don't have health
  insurance?"

Just then, the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him his name.

"Steve," he responds.

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"Actually, I have 2 questions.

First: why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early? And second: what the hell happened to Stanley?"